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The four diaries!


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Dairy 1.


Today I have been to Central, it has been more than year that I visited any place, it is amazing to see how the world changed. I really repent the time I spent relenting on what happened, may be one has to always learn it the hard way that one has to move on. I moved on, it has been more than a year, I am not too sure because I lost track of time. I started realizing this more of an inability to accept failure than anything to do with loving her.


By the way, I saw her today.What a coincidence, a bad one at that, to see someone you wish to forget on your very first attempt to forget her!! Anyways, she is too beautiful to think anything else, I was just lost in her sparkling eyes. Her petite figure has gone even slimmer, looks like she is gymming.


Before I could get lost looking at her, I saw her sister. I always suspect this girl is weird, she keeps on staring me, I am not too sure why! But then again, I wonder how progeny of same set of parents could have such diametrically opposite features. Well, why should I care now? By the way he looks so yucky!


Dairy 2:


It has been 13 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 5 hours and 32 minutes since I last saw him. And I saw him after .. 33rd minute. I am so ecstatic. I missed him all these days. There is weird bulge underneath his eyes and he developed a tummy, he grew his beard and had unruly hair. But he still looked handsome. I still wonder how I should approach him.


But my doubt is that he still has feelings for my sister. He was staring at her continuously; I almost thought his eyes would bleed at any instant.


By the way, my sis’ bf bought me this cute life size teddy bear for me, he is so cute!!!


Dairy 3:


I have seen him after 13 months. He has changed a lot, I always knew he would drink. I think he is drinking too much of late, he has got a belly. His lips have gone so dark, seems he is smoking a lot. I always asked him have a clean shaven face, but he never listens.


By the way, my guess was right; he was continuously staring at my sister. Thank god I dumped him.


Well, why am I thinking about all this junk? I really loved the diamond studded platinum earrings my janu bought me today. He is sooooo sweeet.


Dairy 4:


Total expenditure on Janu: 5,33,456.


Total expenditure on her sister: 1,23,765


No of kisses fro Janu: One on forehead


Kisses from her sister: None


Life sucks!


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